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generated joke (it’s on us):

Why did the loaf of bread break up with his girlfriend?

The relationship was crumbling.

Why does bread hate Southern summers?

The weather is too toasty.

How does bread court his sweetheart?

With lots of flours.

What did the toast say to the psychic?

You bread my mind!

What did one slice of bread say to another after a long day?

Don’t worry—tomorrow will be butter.

What does a loaf of bread say to a friend after doing them a favour?

It’s the yeast I could do.

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?

You’re toast!

What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?

You deserve butter.

How do you spot a radical baker?

They’re always going against the grain.

What did mama bread say to her kids?

It’s way past your breadtime!

What’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?

The upper crust.

Why did the aging loaf retire?

His career was toast.

Why was the loaf of bread upset?

His plans kept going a rye.

What did a slice of bread say after brushing his teeth?

I’m bready for bed.

What’s the best thing about a bread joke?

It never gets stale.

Why does the bread keep working overtime?

To get that dough.

How can you tell the Baker is pregnant?

She’s got a bun in the oven!

What does a Baker do at the gym?

They work on their buns.

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